Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. But their voices fill it right up. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. was probably my favorite moment. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. Carl: I get that all the time. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Santana: Your sexuality? - Studocu Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when presenting their solo performance glee written ryan murphy santana: maybe brittany and DismissTry Ask an Expert Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home Santana: Sex is not dating. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. Oh please. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. Wrong-Flower I call her Snix. Cause I can play. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. This is for us. Everyone! Just admit it! this definitely makes me more curious about visiting Miami! Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. She's dating Jesse. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! one with. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. Ms Pillsbury's parents say the paid for the whole thing so we might as well have the party, and if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Santana calling Rachel a 'selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell' in the prom rant is perhaps the most accurate statement from the entire show. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. It's gonna be okay. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. Rory: Hey, listen here. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. No Trouty Mouth? I mean, if I was made out of plastic, I'd be scared of a lot of things too; open flames, barbeques, but then, I found this!This is a pager, my friends. Santana: Yeah, I do. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Well, Id like to think that we now carry your heart in our hearts, Naya. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. Whoa, stop right there. We can win two National championships this year. (Listen! You are the unicorn. You can't make fun of Finn anymore. I just had to say that honestly, in complete transparency, its actually just mostly stressful when this happens, If its any consolation, High Art would also be on my personal top 50. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. She's blond and awesome and so smart. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! Quinn: Flawless. Waitress: But you ate it all. You are my first love. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. Why would I Why would I want that? It's the best part of my day, okay? And Naya really got to the heart of that pain in a way not many actors had done yet. We're like besties for life. Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. with a mouth like cat's ass. And we'd like more please. I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? So be warned: if you are not giving this everything you've got, I WILL go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses. Is that an aspect of why this moment feels so awful because this is the first time were learning how to mourn this particular sort of loss? So endlessly grateful to Naya. Wherever your soul is, thank you. Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when present Olivier - Copy - An analysis of Confessions of an Actor, Secret Life of Walter MItty acting classess, ACT - Acting terminology along with some history - Beginning Acting at Georgia State. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Santana: I want to be with you. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. (At the beginning of this year) I hated everyone in this club. I've been dry heaving all weekend. Why are we playing this game? I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. And whew, does she sell this song. With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. Brittany: Wait are you mad? You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! We know. It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? Unmatched sass and the best . Santana: Yea, but he's not hot. Slut. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Santana: Maybe if you made me some space, I'd care a little bit more. But Santana was too bright, too once-in-a-lifetime, and Naya Rivera worked too hard at her career for far too long, taking bit commercials and one-off guest stars since she was a child, for this not to be her moment. You like her more than me. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. with a I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. I just want you. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! Part of me. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. Santana: You're addicted to vests. I mean I am, just not now. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. So, this for you Hudson. Santana to Mr . SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. I miss this place so much. Santana: What did you just say to her? Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. Santana: Youre a liar. Santana: Al Roker is disgusting by the way. For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. His hair's already starting to grow back. You're not fat. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. I dont have anything smart to say. The second could be anything. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. And were lesbians. As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. Every day just feels like a war. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) You wont be forgotten. I mean, after ". Twitter update! Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. Id never heard anyone describe how hard it is quite like this, how violent it feels to yourself, once you know who you are but youre terrified of saying in the world: Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. Santana taught us well. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. This whole episode is legit queer culture. I think about that scene all the time. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. ". I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Santana: Y-you think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun? Quinn: Emily Stark. And also sorry that you have no talent. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Naya as Santana as a happy lady with a yeast infection, inside a commercial, inside a phone shes holding to proudly share her triumph with Rachel. Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Did Naya adlib? Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. And he meant it. ". The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. Do you know where she keeps it? Santana: I'm not! Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Bummer, about Blaine, he was pretty, he shouldnt have gotten in the way though that slushie was meant for Kurt. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. Or maybe it To be honest, I dont know if I wouldve done it if it hadnt been for the smallest detail, sort of blurred in the background, almost off frame theres not a single recap that Ive ever read that includes it, but theres a Dominican flag on Abuelitas refrigerator. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. It's exhausting to look at you. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. Blaine: We could have handled that. Hi DM! glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. And thats a true story, too. Santana: Yeah, totally. It's like, the best deal ever. Mr. Thank you so much. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. Santana: It's okay. Like a sad little panda. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. Rachel: No. Santana: You are so cool. I came out as a lesbian around the time Glee started, but as Glee went on and I loved it more and more (until I didnt, but thats beside the point), I also came out as a huge and utter nerd. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. Wait. I felt all of this so deeply. Thank you Naya. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Unmatched sass and the best . They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. #acting Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Santana: Yup, sure did. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. For me, she really was the true star of that show. Santana: Rachel. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Gunther: I take this! The death of celebrities usually does not impact me, but this one really has. I understand. Oh ok. I may actually be dead right now. Her off white blouse. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. This is so sad. Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. Oh yeah. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. Brittany Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. I did. Barely legal. Bartender: Sorry ladies, can I see some IDs? I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. I mean, that special place where she lives? Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Wed love to read your favorite memories in the comments. Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? Yeah, I mean, who knows? Santana: Thanks. I will never be able to listen to Glee songs again without thinking of you and feeling heartache. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Panic! Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way.

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